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Not everyone gets a visit from Santa. You better watch yourself....

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You're Off the List

You've been mean to your mom and dad
And you don't even care
Drank their liquor in the basement
While they were still upstairs
And then last summer
You pushed your little sister off the pier
Guess who's thinking of you
Now that it's the happiest time of year

You're off the list
You're off the list
He's checking it twice
And he hasn't missed
You've been awfully bad not good
St Nick's gonna skip your neighborhood
That's right Santa's pissed
(Yeah Santa's pissed)
You're off the list

Your roommates did your dishes
Because you said you were tired
You made the shoppers wait in line
When your coupons were expired
You spent your Sundays laughing in church
Then rooting for the Bears
Now you get special treatment
From a man way up north somewhere

Chorus
Chorus

You forgot to hang your coat up
You left the lid up and then
You didn't vote, said what's the point
Let’s not do that again
You drank all of the egg nog
And didn't chip in for beer
Well guess who didn't forget
Now that christmas time is here

Chorus

credits

from Old Fashioned Christmas, released December 1, 2020
Written by Ken Fitzsimmons
Performed by Waylan St Palan & The Magic Elves

vocals/ bass- Ken Fitzsimmons
drums- Joe Bernstein
guitar- Brendan Franklin
keys- Michael Cammilleri
sax- Nathan "Nate #2" Tredinnick
backing vocals- Waylan, Nate #2 and Joe

Drums recorded at Coney Island Studios, Madison WI. Engineered by Wendy Schneider.
All other instruments and vocals recorded at home under quarantine.
Mixed at La Pizzeria in Perugia, Italy by Nathan Palan
Mastered by Mark Whitcomb at DNA Music Labs

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Waylan St Palan & The Magic Elves Madison, Wisconsin

Making Christmas music tolerable since 2001. Enjoy responsibly.

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